Monday, July 2, 2007

GILA APA? (ARE YOU CRAZY?)

Perempuan itu sudah semakin nekat. Pada awalnya dia hanya menelpon. Lalu ngajak ketemuan. Lalu hampir tiap hari kirim email, dengan dilampiri sesuatu yang dia dapat dari situs porno, yang tentu saja membuat si pria tidak tahan untuk tidak mendatanginya. Coz when he does, si perempuan sudah siap untuk mempraktekkan isi lampiran emailnya itu.....
That woman has gone crazy. At the beginning she only called. Then she started asking to meet. And then she sent email everyday, with an attachment she got from a porno site. And off course the man couldn’t stand not to meet her. Coz when he does, she’d be ready to do what the attachment shows...
Kegilaannya mulai muncul... Dia minta dinikahi.
The madness comes up. She wants to be married.
“Aku rela jadi istri kedua...”
“Aku mau meskipun nikah siri aja....”
“Let me be your second wife, I’m ok with that”
Si pria tidak bisa memenuhinya. Istrinya tidak mungkin mau dimadu. Dan dia tidak mungkin menceraikan istrinya. Dan bagaimana anak-anaknya nanti?
He can’t do that. His wife won’t let him do. And he can’t divorce her too. And what about the children?
Jadi begitulah....
And so...
Pagi ketika dia sarapan di kantin deket kantor, biasanya dia akan menjawab dua telepon masuk dengan kata-kata yang kurang lebih sama. Kepada istrinya, dan kepada perempuan itu.
Everyday when he has breakfast at a foodcourt near by his office, he would answer two phone calls with the similar words. To his wife, and to the woman.
“Lagi makan – di warung ini – sama si anu (temen kantor)....”
“Yeah.. I’m having breakfast – with ‘x’ (office mate)”
Istrinya berkata, “Syukur deh, aku tenang kalau kamu pergi sama dia”
His wife would say, “Thank God, I’m glad you gi with him”
Si perempuan berkata, “Kenapa ya... Kalau kamu pergi sama dia aku jadi deg-degan.....”
The woman says, “Why I feel so bad everytime you go with him?”
Kenapa ya....??? Karena si temen kantor itu adalah orang baik yang selalu berusaha mengingatkan si pria untuk selalu kembali ke jalan yang benar...
Why? Because ‘x’ is a good man who always remind him to stay on the right track....
Kecurangan berlanjut....
The cheating goes on...
Kegilaan menjadi....
The crazyness goes on...
Si perempuan mulai berani memperlihatkan diri di kantor. Tidak peduli si pria kelabakan, dan teman-teman seruangannya terbelalak melihat kegilaan itu. Si pria segera menarik perempuan keluar kantor sambil bergumam,”Kamu ngapain ke sini...? Aku kan....blablabla...”
The woman begin to come to his office. She doesn’t care the man got red and everybody in the room can’t say a word. The man took her out with hummings,”What the hell....”
Lebih gila lagi.
It’s even more crazy.
Dalam suatu acara resmi kantor, menjamu rekanan, bahkan keluarga karyawan pun tidak diharapkan kehadirannya.... Si perempuan datang penuh keanggunan, memakai gaun malam. Bertanya sambil kepada penerima tamu sambil mengedarkan mata, “Mmm... Maaf, Mas XYZ ada?”.
In an official event, gathering clients, where even the employee’s familiy weren't expected to come... The woman comes up in a night gown. Asking to the reception, “Excuse me... Ineed to see Mr....”
Yang dicari tidak menyangka. Mukanya merah padam, dan dibawanya perempuan itu meninggalkan tempat acara.
He never thought she would do that. In an anger he took her out, away from the room...
.....
.....
Si pria marah besar.
He got mad.
Lebih marah dari pada ketika si perempuan tiba-tiba muncul di kantor.
More than when she came to the office.
Lebih gusar dari pada ketika istrinya menemukan SMS mencurigakan di handphonenya....
Worse than the time his wife found a suspecious SMS onhis cellphone...
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Si perempuan berkata, di usianya yang ke 33, “Aku merasa sudah tua, aku tidak pede lagi kalau mau mencari pendamping hidup.”
The woman said, in her age of 33, “I feel too old and have no confidence to find myself a man”
Please deh ah, what does she think she’s doing?
Oh please, what does she think she’s doing?
“Kalau bisa, kamu nikahi aku tahu depan ya sayang....”
“I hope you can marry me next year...”
Please deh ah (lagi)......
Oh please (again)
Dan inilah jawaban si pria yang sudah beranak, dan beristri perempuan baik-baik.
And this is what the man says, as he got agood wife and nice children.
“Kalau pun keluargaku hancur karena kamu, kemudian aku ingin menikah lagi, pasti bukan dengan kamu. Gila apa?”
“Even if my family is broken, because of you, and I want to get married again, it won’t be you for sure. I'm not crazy”

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